Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
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Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.
A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!
by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022
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Popcorn Dutch

Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.
I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.
by pupples January 07, 2009
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Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
by SirKennedy April 07, 2015
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dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
by Petitchou March 03, 2016
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The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.
How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
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Dutch Corner

The remaining butthole free space while fisting someone in the ass.
Aaron tried to shove his dick in the dutch corner while Kendall was fisting her in the butthole.
by MinakiRogue November 01, 2013
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