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dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016
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Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.
Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.
by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016
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Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead
I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.
by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017
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Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.
Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.
by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023
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Dutch hotdog

After a guy bangs a chick doggy style, cums in her butcrack and then fucks her buttcheeks.
Hey man, did you give that chick a Dutch hotdog?

Yeah man, with extra sauerkraut!
by AmDamCDK17 April 18, 2017
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Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
by SirKennedy April 6, 2015
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dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.
If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.
by Luster2411 January 13, 2014
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