dumpster freak

An ultra-filthy individual. A person willing to try anything sexually without regret not regard. A person of unsanitary habits. A person with a YOLO mentality.

Man.. From the begetgo this chick was a dumpster freak.. She gave me a blumpkin on the first date!
I'm a dumpster freak.. Ive used the same condom 3 times in 1 day.
My cousin blows me while drunk.. We're dumpster freaks!

by The_Crushinator June 9, 2019

Dumpster Pussy

A pussy you have been after, that has been built up in your mind to be perfect and worth the effort. When its finally time to smash, you find that it is beat up and destroyed like a dumpster.

"You remember that chick Alan was after? The one he was all hot and bothered over trying to take to slam central station for a month? he said that box beat up worse than a ups shipment during christmas rush… said she had some dumpster pussy for sure!

by 6dollars June 11, 2019

dumpster ride

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.

Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?

by dumpster rider July 18, 2016

Flying Dumpster

Getting a rubber gloved hand job by a homeless man outback of the seven eleven.

"I heard Ben traded a Slurpee and a bag of sunflower seeds for a flying dumpster."

"Joe got dumped"
"I guess hes going to be relying on flying dumpsters until he meets a new broad."

by Strongside September 5, 2012

dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

dumpster bait

Item placed next to a dumpster so that it could be easily claimed.

Yo, someone left this exercise bike as dumpster bait in my apartment complex !

by been there too May 5, 2009

Dumpster Daddy

Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.

“Yo look at that fuckin dumpster daddy over there, I think he just shit on that guys porch”

by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019