dude nirvana

when someone is at the life peak of a bro

got a good girl
making money
good at what he does
doesn't even need to fap
and does not need to work much

Friend:yo you know jimmy dude he is in total dude nirvana
You: Damnnnnn

by raywilliamthethird November 14, 2017

dude swish

used when you find something fascinating or surprising, or overall amusing

joão: dude swish, look at these sinks!

by Xxepicgamer420xX June 1, 2020

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023

Big dude little hair

A large person with little hair that looks very out of proportion compared to the rest of his body.

Look! its big dude little hair!

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010