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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.
One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
by otterberry September 30, 2011
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scotty doesn't know

a song by Lustra, also in the movie Eurotrip. It is played when Scotty finds out his slutty ex girlfriend Fiona was cheating on him with another guy. Which is weird, cause Scotty was cute.
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know.
by i'mforScotty June 11, 2006
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Domesticatable

Able to be or susceptible to domestication; predomesticity
Is that north african llama domesticatable?
by Mr. Jerry R. Peoples March 22, 2003
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domestick

...a wiener...best used in sentences where it is being used as a weapon
"Goddamnit Pedro! You and your stupid mustache better shut the fuck up before I give you a piece of the DOMESTICK!!"
by )( Hurley )( April 29, 2007
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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
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devestator

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.
I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!
by Brownout March 25, 2005
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does that make sense

While originally used by professors of quantum physics to make sure students are understanding what they are talking about, it has evolved into a not so subtle way of insulting someone's intelligence.
1+1 equals two. Does that make sense?
by MarkyMark79 June 6, 2016
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