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british douchebag

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"
John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag
by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010
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Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.
Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.
by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012
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Hipster Douchebag

A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010
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Douchebag Soufflé

1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.

2) The absolute worst Douchebag.

3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
by Bubblz the Clown April 2, 2009
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Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"
by Spartiala January 8, 2009
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complete douchebag

Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.
"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
by danika cumiando February 2, 2009
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Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina
That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag
by YadaYada September 11, 2012
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