The douchebag who always answers every question by saying "oh let me look that up on my iphone 4", and always points out that he has an iphone 4 and you dont.
by Slutzy. July 09, 2011
Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.
by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012
A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 04, 2010
1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
by Bubblz the Clown April 03, 2009
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"
Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"
by Spartiala January 08, 2009
That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag
by YadaYada April 11, 2012
Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.
"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
by danika cumiando February 02, 2009