A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.
by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018
by jt2swavy January 17, 2022
Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.
Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024
The dodge incident happened on the 20 of February 2024 when the user freaky found you accidentally dodged a bullet from a rocket launcher and said dodges, then shot the player that tried to kill him, his name was insaneshane, freaky said * dodges* and shot a bullet, insaneshane didnt Dodge and died. It has become a meme in the roblogs community
by ⊬⋔☊⏃ August 06, 2024
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 02, 2020
“You wanna go to this car meet this Saturday?
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 14, 2024
The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.
by Rancid Panda August 31, 2019