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Dumber than a bag of dicks

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.
by Les mcclary February 24, 2019
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big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.
Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.
by Daniel Woolf January 14, 2008
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dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo
Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)
by max branning legend March 18, 2008
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Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!
Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks
by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014
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Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked
Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.
by Zvoe November 17, 2009
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Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.
Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.
by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011
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dicksafailin

"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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