lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.

we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him

by gang officer January 25, 2020

dead detective

That means a war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective.

We need to take revenge to the dead detective. It was one of ours.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

Dead Detective

That means war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective

We need to revenge him, the dead detective was a part of us.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

Tilt Detector

A device most commonly found in pinball machines or tabletop arcade games, that notifies the player when the machine is lifted or being pushed to gain an unfair advantage or cheat.

I tried to save my last ball by shaking the machine but the tilt detector caught me and shut the game off...what a drag.

by nntk May 4, 2020