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Derek

Gay ass Xbox player with gay friends eats ass on a daily and sticks his finger in his but for a living
Hi I’m derek I eat ass
by Feted November 22, 2021
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derek carswell

complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.

he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"

woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
by Kierank97 March 7, 2024
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derek

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.
This guy right here is fo'sho a Derek.

My boy Derek is here to make you feel happy.
by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018
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Derek Clements

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
Derek Clements also stands for Derek Entering male rectums
by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022
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Derek

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick
by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019
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Derek

A sweet boy with big heart who will always put a smile on your face and make you feel safe please do not hurt him he is such a kind person who deserves the world
"Whats derek like?" "The sweetest boy ive ever met"
by urfavoritegirl August 23, 2021
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Derek

A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.
"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."
by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022
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