demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist

Woah, its fucking Bandit the demon!

by Bandit the demon October 07, 2020

Zest demon

A nigga so zesty he cant even use the term "no homo" any more because we all know damn well he meant it

"that guy over there has a gigantic cock i can tell"
"bro thats zesty"

"nah im playin.no homo"
"no bro ur a zest demon"

by senpaidawe June 21, 2022

sauce demon

Someone who has so much sauce that they are possessed.

Everything they do is overflowing with sauce.

Friend 1: Bro that guy has so much sauce
Friend 2: Don’t even joke man, he’s a sauce demon.

by mxtpo September 19, 2018

Soda Demon

When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM

Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you

by metroFIRE May 18, 2023

Drill Demon

A very slend man that looks like a scrotum with an electric drill strap on who has un holy ideas of where to insert it.

The drill demon is aggressively slamming my mud gun.

by FunSizedFry March 07, 2022

Demon Kiss

When you're in a bad situation, "close to hell", and you kiss your s/o.

"We thought we were going to die so we gave each other a demon kiss."

by Shellbeea July 30, 2016