im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

space-docking

space⋅dock⋅ing speys-dok-ing

–noun
1. the act of two spacecraft joining together.

2. the act of a person or inserting feces into the vagina of another female person.

3. the act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.

Yes in the Aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy...however I believe there is a more accurate description...
"Okay, obviously there's a bit of confusion here, after reading the video and comments. "Docking" is when a man rolls his foreskin over another man's penis. Using a frozen shit (usually in a condom) as a dildo is an Alaskan Pipeline. Space-docking is when one person shits in to another person's ass and they pass the shit back and forth between each other, shitting it in to each others' asses. Kind of like Lady and the Tramp, but only with shit instead of spaghetti."
-petrofang
a comment on you tube video - GaBDZEMmJHA

by bob saget 007 May 29, 2009

dicking around

wasting time. playing around

son stop dicking around thats your moms job.

by mudrider January 12, 2009

dicking around

The act of saying your going to do something, but then doing everything except the work that you set out to do. Some people, especially college students, have become pros at this through the use of stumbleupon, facebook, or bored.com.

Sheehy and Curtin never get their work done cause there always dicking around

by TheHurricane December 14, 2009

ducking

u misspelled "Fucking". congrats.

Someone: *texts me*
Me: Hey wsppp
Someone: hi uwu

me: wtf
Someone: wdym.. UnU
Me: u ducking weirdo get away from me
Someone: ducking? wut .-.
Me: ur making me ducking angry
Someone: 0-0
Me: my blood is ducking boiling
Someone: I- ;-;

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

Fine Dicking

The Act Of A Man Smacking His Rock Hard Penis Across A Partners Face.

Dishing Out Fine Dickings.

by Fine Dicker May 12, 2012

Dry Docking

When you have anal sex without lubrication.

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009