Daryl

Short for derelict, it's used as an adjective to describe someone who is or is acting dumb, rude, obnoxious, overly hip, trendy, disrespectful. An example from another similar definition is:

"a douche. The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice."

You see that guy? what a daryl!

by The stickleback January 5, 2010

Darryl

The cheekiest of the cheeky bitches.

A reject form geordie shore.

A bad judge of character.

Don't trust a darryl

by swiggottyswooty May 6, 2016

Darryl Anthony James Jr.

No cooler guy exits. He belong to a species known to the layman as bugs. He is a bug.

Nice Lady: I was drivin' this mornen' and I got guts all over me windshealde.

Rude man (slightly skeptical): That was just Darryl Anthony James Jr. It's fine.

by I'm am president. October 18, 2008

Darryl

Works as a car mechanic, and has got six years until retirement.
2 packs of ciggaretes a day habit.
Has three ex-wives.
Rumored to have killed a man in 1993.

"My mechanic Darryl is all cool until you fuck around with him"

by MarcusRex August 9, 2018

Dairy farmer

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.

That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.

by Qcipher October 18, 2018

Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

Darryl

The act of fully wetting oneself by accidentally falling into a lake, river, or a pool.

Kelly: How was your hike yesterday?
John: Oh god, it was terrible. I was walking near the edge of the river, and I accidentally slipped and fell in.
Kelly: Haha! You pulled a Darryl!
John: It's not funny! I Darryled all over myself.

by Fatfrog November 11, 2010