Cump

The act of accidently deficating on your lover whilst ejaculating.

I was about to ejaculate on Susan's stomach but instead I cumped on her.

by Jake Plisken February 3, 2010

cummyness

having to do with cum

sorry babe, i'll stop with the cummyness

by tacobellover March 1, 2011

Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011

cumphoria

The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.

I am in complete cumphoria!!!

by Belfast Child April 19, 2016

cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot

The cummy monster wants to come and get you!

by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020

Chumpy

Someone who is obsessed with trying to be a chunky monkey

Your so chumpy

by Kricky1540 March 17, 2021

Cump

plural: cumps
A cup of cum.

That is not a cup, it is a cump. So be careful widit!

by Random14YearOld August 6, 2021