crunk nog 

Apparently a drink enjoyed by a lame scene girl with a shitty hair baret, see: The picture above this entry.

Wow, that girl really likes Crunk Nog, I bet she'd suck us off.

crunk nog by xSKx August 15, 2007

Crunk Dancing 

The term "Crunk" has been attributed a majority towards past African American slang and hold various meanings. It is believed that the use of the term came from the past tense form of the word 'crank', which was sometimes conjugated as 'crunk' in the Southern parts. Thus, if a person, event or party was hyped or 'cranked' - it was said to be 'crunk' in this case. (context credits partial to Wikipedia). This term slowly gained popularity and by the 1990s broke into mainstream success with the movement of modern hip-hop (still particularly in the south). In popular culture, dancing was and is a massive part of the hip-hop movement and a particular type of one of the many unique styles of hip-hop dancing embraced 'the crunk'. This dance involves a 'freestyle' attitude, often shown with an element of aggressive (often catorgorised as 'hardcore') and a 'wild' or natural 'loose' expression. It is characterised as one or several individuals freely moving in synchronization to the hip-hop rhythms or 'beat', yet is not embraced in an organised manner. Often individuals doing 'the crunk' or in the process of 'crunking' is presented with an unsequenced routine, involving rapid hyper-active gestures, particularly the swinging of arms and 'pumping' of fists; as well as sharp movements of the body in a non-intentional or harmful violent fashion.

"That brother over there is doing some hardcore crunking!"
"Have you seen me do 'the crunk'?"
"I love to do me some Crunk Dancing!"

Crunk Dancing by EvenAlmightyer September 3, 2012

crunk juice 

a drink composed of red bull and hennessy, originated by lil jon of lil jon and the eastside boys.

"This may be your normal energy drink, and this may be your normal alcoholic beverage, but together, it's crunk juice." (approximate quote off the Crunk Juice DVD)

crunk juice by Tim Raz February 28, 2005

crunk tight 

the highest level of drunken satisfaction.

"I am going to be so crunk tight when I get off of this boat."

crunk tight by CT P. August 3, 2007

Crunk Nuclear 

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

Crunk Nuclear by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

crunk cash 

The copious amounts of loose change in ones pocket/wallet/handbag after a night out drinking.

I cracked so many notes last night I eventually had enough crunk cash to buy a drink.

crunk cash by sjadlr September 29, 2013

crunk dialing

The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.

"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"

crunk dialing by Ross Sargent December 4, 2005