crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface

guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!

by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

by Suldog October 19, 2009

crotch cam

video chat in which the camera is angeled at his/her crotch region.

hey, jamaal, did you see that crotch cam on chatroulette?
yah, shabaaz, that shit was wack.

by darian hadjabadolov July 7, 2010

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Crotch Face

Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.

Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.

See also Dickhead,Arse Face

Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.

Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you

by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009

crotch zombie

A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).

The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.

The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.

Man, I crotch zombied Steve real bad in the elevator the other day.

by CrotchZombieCom January 7, 2007

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004