Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy

“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025

Pink Croissant

A vagina

Hey bro do you like pink croissants?

by B1765 March 16, 2025

Chocolate Croissant

The Chocolate Croissant is where a man first vaginally fucks a woman until she is loose and then he proceeds to deficate into his hands and then shoves it inside of the vagina and then continues to fuck while the poop is inside so it flows out like when you take a bite of a Chocolate Croissant

Connor: *fucks izzy vaginally*
Izzy: now pull out and do the Chocolate Croissant on me
Connor: *Defecates and shoves it into her pussy*
Izzy: its so warm now contine fucking

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 30, 2026

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018

Lor.D Croissant

a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything

Lor.D Croissant i a cult leader

by bunnygirlduck May 5, 2022