i got my hood crashed

To have sex with multiple people.

I was at this party last night with a bunch of guys and I got my hood crashed!

by Charlotte G May 8, 2008

I crash my camel toe bridge

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".

Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.

by Canariburger November 27, 2013

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

Crash out

The act of sporadically going crazy or insane.

"Bazinga! Zoe has had a massive crash out"

by anonymous May 29, 2024

crashness

a crashness is someone who gets so mad at possante that he has to lick possante's asshole everyday just to get over the fact that possante is better than him

possante is so much better than crashness

by pakman192 October 26, 2012

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

urban dictionary crash

typing ↹ into the search bar crashes the website, try it

Me: hey urban dictionary, guess what
Urban dictionary: what?
Me: ↹
Urban dictionary: urban dictionary crash

by look at ye pain April 18, 2024