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binder crash 

Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.
*flop, pwshhh* CRAP, A BINDER CRASH!! JUST WHAT I NEED NOW!!
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nostalgia crash 

The overwhelming feeling that life was better in the past and the inescapable feeling of wanting to go back to that time.
I found an old video game I used to play with all my friends when we were kids. The nostalgia crash took up the rest of my day.
nostalgia crash by lordathe August 13, 2020

Terminal Market crash 

When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.
"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."

"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."
Terminal Market crash by Nycho January 5, 2009

pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.
Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...

double decker crash 

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.
Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

crap’n crash 

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.
Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!

Smash and Crash 

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.
My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.
Smash and Crash by DrSatch May 10, 2020