crab dribble

1. Attempting to falsely justify a travel when playing basketball.
2. Being so good that nobody sees you dribble.

Lebron: I took a crab dribble and then two steps.
Bill Spooner: Three steps is a basic travel.

by Z Holtz January 5, 2009

e-crabs

viruses caught while on porn sites

no man, i dont want to look at porn anymore. the last site i went to gave me e-crabs and my computer went apeshit!

by doob483 December 28, 2007

sexy crab

A rare being, which comes into existence when two male students are binded together in a ceremony called the 'three legged pub crawl'. This being is often found in the northernmost regions of ireland, and is commonly found walking sideways and consuming alcoholic beverages.

'When rob and kev are tied together, they sure do make one sexy crab'

by Blaunks May 4, 2008

Crab bagging

The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.

John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?

by profitofspizz May 4, 2010

cuban crab

you take your thumb and your index finger place either one is the pussy and the other in the anus then pitch together and pull down....see what happens

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.

That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.

by vkp January 26, 2008

crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008