The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.
Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.
by Corey April 8, 2004
Get the Condom mug.A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.
by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006
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Kingdom of men in Middle-Earth that curiously has an elf as heir to its throne. Home of Boromir and the Horn of Condo.
by Scintilla December 14, 2008
Get the Condo mug.An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
Get the condom shy mug.1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
by The Educator. September 27, 2013
Get the Condom Banana mug.Tinted or mirrored sunglasses used for personal protection while eye humping so as to not get caught.
Always practice safe eye humping. Wear an eye condom.
Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!
Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!
by Flipped Dimension February 5, 2010
Get the Eye Condom mug.Traditionally, an apartment-style home that you own. However, condos can resemble apartments, lofts, townhomes, or single-family homes. California has a lot of gated single-family detached homes that are marketed as condos because landscaping, common areas, the community pool and spa, and tennis courts are taken care of as part of an astronomically high association fee. They can be converted and upgraded from their apartment days or built with their intended purpose from the start. They make good vacation properties and can provide rental income when not in use. Condos are the international language of homeownership because you can get one anywhere in the world. Condos can be on golf courses, beaches, greenbelts, etc. A penthouse is the king of condos.
"I don't have time to take care of a yard because I'm a medical doctor who works 80 hours a week, that's why I own a $2 million dollar condo in Hollywood whose association dues cover a club room, rooftop deck, movie theater, sauna, tennis courts, workout room, weight room, and pool and spa. I could own a 6000 sq. ft. home in the suburbs for the same money, but I want an urban lifestyle with all the amenities and shopping and I don't want a half-hour commute.
by EA888 July 28, 2013
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