non-con

Short for non-consensual. This term is true of both non-consensual touching, aka sexual battery and non-consensual penetration, aka rape. Therefore, non-con is the superordinate concept for rape, not a synonym for rape.

Tags: Non-Consensual Oral Sex, Non-Consensual Kissing, Non-Consensual Touching, Non-Consensual Bondage, Non-Consensual Drug Use

Warning: This fic contains non-con elements!

non-con by Earnest Bunny March 23, 2017

Mini-Con

A Miniature Convention typically held for a smaller group of people with a specific focus.

"I am upset that I cant get to go to {Christian Loparco ComicCon this year! "

"That's ok, I hear that Carlos is having a Mini-Con for every couple weeks for people who like Anime"

Mini-Con by Maskedryder2020 May 19, 2020

spe-con 

A short form for "special contents"

That website provides some spe-con from that comic series.

spe-con by makkaugreen February 21, 2022

samuel con 

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.

Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

samuel con by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

Chicharonez con leche 

In spanish it literally means pork rinds with milk. The disgusting sound to it makes people crinkle their nose. It is used to describe a weird, random, or awkward person or situation like the literal meaning.

Because it sounds so strange, people use it randomly to break the boredom or awkwardness in a conversation. Most of the time it is used when the other user replys just "LOL" because everyone knows that means they are bored of you.

LOL, her hair is like chicharonez con leche!

Guy: I'm making a sandwich.
Girl: lol
Guy: Chicharonez con leche
Girl: LMAO what's that? XD

Chicharonez con leche by NIrvanaNoelle September 18, 2011

Math Con-sultant 

A symbol-minded person who knows all 64 main intimate positions, including their 200+ variations, but struggles to get a date except with bots or digital dolls.

Guesstimate how many folks in academia, who consult or moonlight for publishing houses worldwide, are in fact math con-sultants, whose names on textbook covers could potentially yield a higher adoption rate among local or regional schools, especially among titles-minded teachers and parents.

Math Con-sultant by MathPlus May 1, 2023

Chili Con Carne 

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

Chili Con Carne by RT November 22, 2004