When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."
Girl: "I read that ass tits."
Guy: "Tits Coma?"
Girl: "I read that ass tits."
Guy: "Tits Coma?"
by Damien Soade September 11, 2011
Get the Tits Coma mug.Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
Get the Girlfriend In A Coma mug.A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.
Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.
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Get the metal coma mug.A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
Get the Coma mug.A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
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