The "Classic" (Melee)

The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.

Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*

Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."

by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018

Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed

Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!

by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

classic liberal

People who steal other words to become more recorgnized. They then accuse modern liberalism of stealing their word.

1. Hi, I'm a classic liberal, but I'll call myself a libertarian even though I know the origins of the word come from anti-capitalists

2. Hello, it's me again, the classic liberal. This time I'm gonna call myself an "anarcho-capitalism", because anarchism is cool and I love capitalism. I'm also oblivious to the fact that anarchism generally rejects capitalism and that "anarcho-capitalism" is actually an oxymoron.

by Insaniac82 April 29, 2008

classic rock kid

A new wave of stuck up suburban kids between the ages of 13 and 17 who just recently started listening to bands like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, and who think they are better than everyone because of it. They must wear that one Led Zeppelin shirt that all of their other classic rock friends own, or a Dark Side of the Moon shirt, that again, every classic rock kid must own. Discussions usually consist of talking about how people just dont get how awesome classic rock is, and how The Beatles, "Floyd" ,"Hendrix", "Zeppelin" (a true classic rock kid is on a last name basis with all classic rock bands) changed their life, even though they said the same thing about Linkin Park a year earlier. Sometimes they get so caught up in talking about how awesome Deep Purple and Queen are, that they begin to say how much "better things were back then", even though they just began high school. In this case, they must be smacked in the face immediately. Records on vinyl are a must too, because CDs dont "sound as good".

Classic rock kid 1 (wearing a "Zeppelin" shirt): Yeah, I know, new music is just horrible compaired to the classics.

Classic rock kid 2 (wearing a "Floyd" shirt): Yeah, Zeppelin rules, is that shirt new?

Classic rock kid 1: No, everyone has it.

Classic rock kid 2: Sweet, lets go listen to The Beatles and tell people how awesome we are.

Me: *smacks both kids in the face*

by cprhl September 11, 2006

Classicity

Referring to how "classic" a noun or verb can be.

I think "Twin Peaks:FWWM" was good, but does not have the classicity as the television series.

by fje January 4, 2006