Claire

An outgoing fun loving female, who loves to sing and gets along well with most people. Normally blonde, tends to be a bit clumsy and is beyond beautiful. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Funny, Smart, Kind, Gentle and a down right laugh. Tends to like a bit of wine now and then. Known to like Disney.

Randomer: Who's that woman over there carrying a Disney bag?
Friend: Oh that's just Claire

by Lover-bear219 August 26, 2012

Bro Claire

Slang name for Eau Claire or more specifically, the University of Wisconsin- Eau Claire.

"Hey bro are you coming to Bro Claire tonight to party?

-"I don't know bro I smoked too much nug and got blacked off karkov last time I came..."

"Unreal."

by Eau Claire Lumberjacks April 14, 2010

Claire

A sweet and always charming girl who loves boots, especially with pointed toes in outrageous colors. She likes toenail polish with names like Mysterious Mango. Any man who meets Claire wants to date Claire and most will not take no for an answer. Every girl considers Claire her best friend.

Claire is the highlight of our day; especially when she makes a quick trip to Elberta.

by njoymi February 2, 2010

Claire

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet. She's a great kisser and is amazing in bed. Every guy wants to be with a Claire. she has a great personality along with a great body. She gets several boyfriends but has one guy that's always there for her. Other girls envy Claire.

Guy: man I want to be with Claire!

by caligirl310 September 1, 2011

Clairvoycant

Someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (Similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)

Additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.

Clairvoycant: "I predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months"
Woman: "That can't be, I just got married a month ago, and my husband's a blonde..."
Clairvoycant: "You MUST be mistaken, dear... After all, I have the gift, you know"

OR

Girl: "You'll never guess! My parents say I can go to..."
Clairvoycant: "Canada, right?!"
Girl: "Er, no.. London! And you know what else? I get..
Clairvoycant: "To take a friend along?"
Girl: "NO! a whole new wardrobe AND it's all expenses paid!"

by sarahh(= March 8, 2008

Claire-Diving

It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.

Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."

by joydrop143 November 7, 2011

claire littleton

Claire is the cutest character on the hit ABC show Lost.

Claire Littleton

by Jonathan Paulo III December 1, 2013