clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005

Claire

Claire is a name and a french word the name "Claire" is a short, funny, beautiful (even if she denies it) ,and most of all smart. most Claires have ADHD. the french word claire is a noun it describes a beautiful funny intelligent mean person and yeah

she is a claire she is a snob.....claire is an awesome girl

by hihihihihihoehoehoehoehoe June 9, 2013

Clairissa

Clairissa is typically Asian. She claims her eyebrow game is superior to all else, yet she is nothing with Anastasia brow powder. She enjoys interior design, clubbing, and saving women's fashion boards on Pinterest. From time to time, she'll eat the occasional salad, but her heart lies within pizza. She prefers school over work, and she's an excellent student. However, she's the life of the party. This is easily understood by the fact that she wears sunglasses for the entire day after her birthday. All in all, Clairissa is best known as a pretty 19-year-old who dislikes Chinese food even though she looks Chinese. In addition, Clairissa is described as sweet as sugar and she loves Nelly

Clairissa never has just one favorite color

by Girl_gossip December 4, 2014

st clairsville

A small town located on the eastern border of Ohio that harbors, quite possibly, the stupidest human beings in existence.
Home of Jamboree in the Hills... AKA (festival for national drunkards to attend, where upon arrival, they presume to drink large quantities of alcohol, fight with one another, vomit on each other, sing country songs that no one knows the words to, and then, finally, ask to see their friends wives along with all other females in site tits) Yeah... the nexxus of the universe AKA FUCKIN HELL

Johnny: Man last week I thought I was in hell.

Dale: You visited St. Clairsville?


St. Clairsville = HELL

by HELL!!!! July 14, 2003

St. Clair

For a male to perform oral sex on another male at a unrinal in an open area of a bathroom for everyone to see.

Man, I walked into the bathroom and this dude was giving another guy a St. Clair, I was in shock but I soon realized I was in a gay bar.

by Crazy Matthew July 20, 2006

Claire

A common girls name, typically is a responsible person and/or works for a federal association

"Be careful of Claire she could be a fed"

by Haggis unnecessary August 10, 2015

Claire

When one is brunette on the outside, but blonde on the inside.

Girl #1: What an idiot!
Girl #2: She's totally a Claire.

by claired00d May 13, 2008