cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust

"Since I found this new girl I'm just cooking on gas."

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

Chooting

When you cheer so hard that a toot comes out your butt.

i had to reprimand my brother for Chooting during the Lakers game.

by Chooty93 February 27, 2017

cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

by joser2001 April 17, 2006

chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.

Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.

by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012

cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

by Jasper C. Debussy January 12, 2023