dark choke

When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.

Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either

by MagicMailman December 20, 2008

Choking kink

When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat

Tyler: *chokes Kai*

Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA

by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022

Eli Choke

When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.

Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.

by B. Will-O November 10, 2004

eli choke

The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!

Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!

by Marc Brown November 11, 2004

Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

by drix September 8, 2006

Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.

Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Jizzy Choke

When one deep throats and their partner finishes while in their throat.

Wash down that bad attitude with a nice cold Jizzy Choke.

by B.D.P. July 21, 2018