Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

chili pumped

when a male fingers a femal with tabasco sauce on his tips so it gets on the clit.

oliver gave a girl one hell of a chili pumper she went to the bathroom after he fingerd her and cried.

oliver is giving out free chili pumpers tonight... he has 12 inch fingers!!!

i got with this chick last night and i know the only reason she called me today was because i chili pumped her.

by aleece, nicole, leslie February 11, 2007

chillin like a villian

Seems that no one knows how this originated so let me break it down. It first appeared on the saturday morning cartoon Batman, where Batman approaches Freeze and Mr. Freeze says im chillin like a villan, hence why he was chillin (literal definition).

Batman: Freeze what are you doing?
Mr. Freeze: chillin like a villan

by djnick November 3, 2003

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Chili's

the origin and birth place of a glorious vine

"hi, welcome to chili's"

by peetabread February 17, 2019

chili dog

The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

50 Cent is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?

by Anonymous March 9, 2003