Chavs are people that think they are it.You will find most chavs zt the local bus stop on a friday night, smoking and just generally trying to get drunk. They are threatening towards anyone that isnt a chav and they hate goths and emos. they are streotipical and think that all goths and emos are sad and slit their wrists.
Chavs normally come fron disturbed backgrounds and poor families, they also more than often live in council houses.
Chavs normally come fron disturbed backgrounds and poor families, they also more than often live in council houses.
A typical girl chav would probably wear white tracksuit bottoms, a low cut top and a sporty jacket and nike air trainers. Boy chavs usually wear blue nike trousers with a matching jacket and nike air trainers. they also often wear big hoop earrings and burberry.
by AnNe-MaRIe :) June 25, 2006
Get the chavsmug. Verb: To steal something.
Noun: Someone who thinks they're "well'ard" wears a baseball cap pointing straight up, sometimes (fake) Burberry, wears tracksuits tucked into their socks
Noun: Someone who thinks they're "well'ard" wears a baseball cap pointing straight up, sometimes (fake) Burberry, wears tracksuits tucked into their socks
by ..Mr T... June 23, 2007
Get the Chavmug. Mentally retardedfuckwits who have no sense of style and wear trackies,fake clothing,"bling" fron argos and baseball caps(preferrably tn or burberry). They drink cheap cider and often have kids before they turn 20. The are the English equivilant of wiggas and are the most hated social group in the UK. They use strange langauge such as "innit" and "safe" and "wotchu lukin at?!" /
"'ere mate will you lend us a fag ,coz like i giv me bird mi last un for her kid n i need 1 innit coz um, coz if u dont ill fukin kik ur hed alr8?" . For celebrity parodies of chavs see "Lauren" from Catherine Tate,Ali-G or the classic, "vicky pollard from little britian". For a real chav see devvo.
by AntiChav April 27, 2006
Get the chavsmug. chavs are tramps who thnk they are so cool by standing in the streets, they are desperate people ,they are tramps,dumb,they have stupid attitude problems, and they are tramps...TRAMPS.TRAMPS
male:attitude poblem,wear track suits ,blonde hair usualy or dyed blonde ,addidas trainers and crap...well there r loads but i can't sit here telling every gud thing(no gud things) abt them and bad things
by yaz April 14, 2005
Get the chavsmug. a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)
Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.
by charlie December 9, 2003
Get the Chavsmug. It's simple, when Neanderthals evolved these people quite obviously got left behind, it makes you feel sorry for them.....NOT!
If we had them all killed I expect that several make up shops, Argos and various tracksuit shops would become bankrupt as Chavs account for most of the sales of cheap awful jewellery that sends your neck/wrist/ear green. The upside is that cheap tracksuits would become less popular so shops would have to stock decent clothing that doesn't make you look like a blue tree trunk, YAY for that. As well the sales of foundation would fall and I wouldn't have to walk around town and see umpa lumpa's ever time I feel like going shopping.
A chav is a lot like a piece of litter, no-one wants it around but no-one wants to pick it up, simple. That leads to something else, the countries overall IQ would go up if all chav's moved to mars, because the average chav probably has -1 IQ so yay for intelligence.
I have to admit some do have souls, there are the select few that actually are nice to you IF THEY HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR AGES! otherwise they may be nice to you for various other reasons:
~They want to copy off your school work
~You have money, they don't
~They are alone, no crew members etc.
~They are working in McDonald's and so close to being fired from the only job they have
~You are giving them their benefits.
Chavette:
~Probably pregnant five times by the age of sixteen
~They are more orange than the orange that you peel and eat
~Wearing tracksuits that show what underwear they are wearing (cringe)
~Pushing a buggy/ have a bump or both
~Usually smoking even if they do have a bump.
~Hair scraped back so tight that it gives them an instant face lift.
Chav:
~Somehow he is drinking or smoking (No idea where the money came from)
~Wearing the lamest trainers with white socks that encase the bottom of their tracksuit bottoms
~Have never heard of a job those who have probably were pushed into by their mothers.
~Skinhead or small spikes
~Wearing a burberry cap or something all the time.
~Always seem to have a mate called dave
We should do the country a favour, everyone unite even if you hate each other with a passion and go chav hunting, forget the foxes they have done nothing wrong, chavs have, I have the bruises to prove it...
If we had them all killed I expect that several make up shops, Argos and various tracksuit shops would become bankrupt as Chavs account for most of the sales of cheap awful jewellery that sends your neck/wrist/ear green. The upside is that cheap tracksuits would become less popular so shops would have to stock decent clothing that doesn't make you look like a blue tree trunk, YAY for that. As well the sales of foundation would fall and I wouldn't have to walk around town and see umpa lumpa's ever time I feel like going shopping.
A chav is a lot like a piece of litter, no-one wants it around but no-one wants to pick it up, simple. That leads to something else, the countries overall IQ would go up if all chav's moved to mars, because the average chav probably has -1 IQ so yay for intelligence.
I have to admit some do have souls, there are the select few that actually are nice to you IF THEY HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR AGES! otherwise they may be nice to you for various other reasons:
~They want to copy off your school work
~You have money, they don't
~They are alone, no crew members etc.
~They are working in McDonald's and so close to being fired from the only job they have
~You are giving them their benefits.
Chavette:
~Probably pregnant five times by the age of sixteen
~They are more orange than the orange that you peel and eat
~Wearing tracksuits that show what underwear they are wearing (cringe)
~Pushing a buggy/ have a bump or both
~Usually smoking even if they do have a bump.
~Hair scraped back so tight that it gives them an instant face lift.
Chav:
~Somehow he is drinking or smoking (No idea where the money came from)
~Wearing the lamest trainers with white socks that encase the bottom of their tracksuit bottoms
~Have never heard of a job those who have probably were pushed into by their mothers.
~Skinhead or small spikes
~Wearing a burberry cap or something all the time.
~Always seem to have a mate called dave
We should do the country a favour, everyone unite even if you hate each other with a passion and go chav hunting, forget the foxes they have done nothing wrong, chavs have, I have the bruises to prove it...
Chav1: Ere, yu scratter, got a fiver.
Educated person1: What, how can you call me a scratter and no
Chav2: well you wear all that black
Educated person2: *Silent look of irritation*
Chav1: yu Startin mosha
Educated person1: I am not here for a fight, I only want to get something from the shop.
Educated person2: Just let us into the shop please
Chav1: ere Dave help me bash up these moshas.
Starts to shove first educated person and gets a punch in the nose for his troubles and starts to cry like a little girl.
Educated person1: What, how can you call me a scratter and no
Chav2: well you wear all that black
Educated person2: *Silent look of irritation*
Chav1: yu Startin mosha
Educated person1: I am not here for a fight, I only want to get something from the shop.
Educated person2: Just let us into the shop please
Chav1: ere Dave help me bash up these moshas.
Starts to shove first educated person and gets a punch in the nose for his troubles and starts to cry like a little girl.
by Darkindulgence July 8, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Although most people know, some others may not. Chav is actually a four letter abbreviation for "Council House and Violence". This pretty much sums a Chav up as a whole.
Typically Chavs can be found in children's play parks drinking, smoking and generally cluttering up public areas.
Females are known to wear tracksuits with baseball caps usually with labels such as Adidas, Timberland, Reebok and other sport brands. This and also added large hoop earrings, orange skin and over-done make up.
Males are similar with wearing sport brands and are also notoriously known for taking pictures of themselves with their sleeves hoiked up over their shoulders to show how 'ripped' they are, which they are sorely mistaken. They are often seen wearing rather a lot of jewellery and tartan patterned clothing usually beige and brown.
Chavs are also known for their love of violence and acting 'hard'. You will usually find them on The Jeremy Kyle Show talking about how they are not the father of their unborn child(males) or how they did not cheat on their partner with another. Also be wary as some carry knives.
Chavs also seem to be in-capable of typing, talking and even texting in readable/understandable English.
Typically Chavs can be found in children's play parks drinking, smoking and generally cluttering up public areas.
Females are known to wear tracksuits with baseball caps usually with labels such as Adidas, Timberland, Reebok and other sport brands. This and also added large hoop earrings, orange skin and over-done make up.
Males are similar with wearing sport brands and are also notoriously known for taking pictures of themselves with their sleeves hoiked up over their shoulders to show how 'ripped' they are, which they are sorely mistaken. They are often seen wearing rather a lot of jewellery and tartan patterned clothing usually beige and brown.
Chavs are also known for their love of violence and acting 'hard'. You will usually find them on The Jeremy Kyle Show talking about how they are not the father of their unborn child(males) or how they did not cheat on their partner with another. Also be wary as some carry knives.
Chavs also seem to be in-capable of typing, talking and even texting in readable/understandable English.
Where do you think Chav culture originated from? They are obviously trying to be like American thugs or something of that sort. Except the thugs in America aren't 5'2", 14 years old, and armed with party poppers, but rather 6'2", mid-20s, and armed with pistols
by jnightwishn July 3, 2011
Get the Chavmug.