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Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.
Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality
by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010
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chince

(n) chince, someone who relys on dirty tricks and/or cheap shots in order to win. however a chince will never actualy break the rules just exploit them. a chince tends to think
that because theay win so much theay are realy good at the game in question. (sometimes theay are but you cant tell if its skill or just all the cheap shots alowing them to win) a chince will rarely get any enjoyment out of competition unless theay win.

(adj) chince move, describeing an action in a competition that isint against the rules but is generaly considered unsportsmanlike also, describes actions that exploit someone elts' ignorance of rules or desire for fair gameplay.

(v) to carry out a chince move, all the lack of sportsmanship involved in cheating
without the balls
(n) ex: dude why do you always go straight for the sniper rifel! you chince.

(adj) ex:*someone spikes the birdie while playing a casual game of badmitton* wtf! that was a total chince move, we arent even keeping score!

(v) ex: no i wont play magic with you. you keep useing proxyed cards to chince me out, 2 turn games arent fun.

a personal note to all those chinces out there:
,/,,^_^,,\,
by col. sherman October 24, 2009
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chaunce

n. one who exhibits qualities of coolness, baller status, or extraordinary skills and abilities.

v. to accomplish a goal, achieve a great feat, or in slang terminology "light something (someone) up"

adj. used to describe a noun that is admirable, worthy of praise, or in slang terminology "off of the chain"

Also see: Chaunce Diebler
n. "That kid has a .350 batting average? what a chaunce."
n. "What's up chaunce? You wanna hit up a couple shawtys (females)?"

v. "I chaunced all over that latin test."
v. "You wanna a get a couple of sodas, a few burgs, and just chaunce it up for a little bit?"

adj. "Lup-Dog is an absolute chaunce."
adj. "That banging body was chaunce."

n. v. adj. "Whats up big chaunce? You wanna chaunce on a little bit of Fifa? I think such an activity would be chaunce."
by Big Chauncy October 27, 2008
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chanced

When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.
"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me
by Mud E York September 8, 2013
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Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.
OMG he is such a Chance!
by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019
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Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.
Sup chance
by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019
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A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
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