Red Bank Catholic 

red bank catholic is a piece of shit school that will always take alumni’s side over you. aka whoever gives mr. A the most dick suckings. aka whoever gives the school the most money. teachers are rude and call you out for have reading problems or comprehension problems. fuck rbc it’s gross, miserable, and there are roaches the size of foot long hot dogs. fuck the school. except mrs carton, mr herrington, and mrs scaramunzino, mrs. k, and dr. shaladia also mrs kennedy. fuck the rest of you ungreatful swines

red bank catholic sucks and you should never send your kids there

Red Bank Catholic by big dick door nail October 26, 2020

Crystal Catholic

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.

I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.

Crystal Catholic by River Ratty January 18, 2009

cafeteria catholic 

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

cafeteria catholic by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

Guerin Catholic High School 

A school located in Noblesville, Indiana, where rich, stuck-up, snobs who have no "concept of money" go to school. They go to school here because they don't like to work hard and they wouldn't make a varsity sports team anywhere else.

kid: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: Guerin Catholic High School...

kid: hahahaha what a fucking joke.

Guerin Catholic High School by iwishiwenttoguerincatholic October 4, 2009

Arlington Catholic High School 

-A very small, mostly caucasian, Catholic school in Arlington MA. Sports oriented, they take pride and excel in hockey and football. Although owned by Italians, the school is predominantly Irish and has a very strong school spirit as a result. The way of life revolves around the school mascot...the COUGAR!

-Although not the best, or most fun school compared to others academically, socially, or sports-wise, they have become the foremost name in the Greater Boston private high-school league.

1.)

AC kid - "Malden Catholic SUCKS....Austin Prep SUCKS...and St. Johns Prep SUCKS!!!"

Other kid - "You must be from AC huh?"

2.)

Frosh - "I'm a freshmen at AC"

MC/SJP/AP kid - "You mean GAY-C? LOL!"

Frosh - "..?.."

3.)

"Cougars!" - Arlington Catholic High School

Arlington Catholic High School by DeMott December 24, 2008

DePaul Catholic

A old trashy coeED school in Wayne New Jersey that has the most school hours out of all the catholic schools where kids are the furthest things from holy . dicks written on boards and Juul pods lost in locker rooms . A gay school of all mixed races that have to pay for a parking spot because the school acts like they don’t pay for it already . Foods overrated . Coaches Only care about the football team and are to cheap to spend there money on new shit they actually need. Teachers give midterms and half the Info you never learned somehow gets put on there . Welcome to dp daycare where Good GPAS don’t exist . Now this is why DePaul can’t be spelled without a L

DePaul Catholic is wack

DePaul Catholic by Freakylifestyle December 12, 2018

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School 

The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.

Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene

I Have 6 quizzes/tests on the last 6.5 days of school because My school (Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School) Sucks ASS!!!!

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School by STMMSUCKS November 9, 2012