Shredding the Cabbage

When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.

Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.

Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.

by Shivit April 9, 2009

Cabbage Pubes

Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage

"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011

wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005

Straight Cabbage

An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.

Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!

Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!

by Mtothew March 12, 2010

radical cabbage

When something is so awesomely done that even if it would normally be lame, it is highly entertaining and or impressive.

Jeez Steve you stack those books like its nobody's business!, it's totally radical cabbage.

by Rubiks Juggler July 23, 2010

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005