Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.

"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"

by That1oneguy October 7, 2017

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

Cabooey

It means when something completely fails you and malfunctions.

My computer totally went cabooey the other day! It just randomly exploded into pieces!

by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Martin Cabello III

A man who has been exploited by the US Government and US Military. He is mentally challenged and suffers from Autism. Known for his obscure post on Instagram and other social media apps. He is married to another person with autism they currently have a son. He has had brain injuries. His neighbors have tortured him. Bad people in the military have sexually or physically abused his wife. He does good for the world as well such as taking in kids who are being in trafficking acts and other stuff. Martin is a misunderstood person. He has ties with Josh Powell. Martin has been trying to be a good person in life but the military and government have stopped that. Martin is also known for his own religion, Cabellosim. Where he uses the bible and science and physics in it. An example is Adam is know as an atom cause they are making up every single thing. Martin needs to be protected

Sigma male: Look it's Martin Cabello III he is doing the most he can for the world

by MartincabelloIII May 10, 2022

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

boo caboose

(noun.)

A particularly unattractive woman who is following, walking behind, or last in a group of much more attractive women.

Joey: Whoa! That chick is hot!
Ramone: Man, and so is that girl!
Joey: Damn! Check out her friend...
Ramone: Ugh... that last one though... She looks rough... what a boo caboose.

by Tiger's Other Other Other Girl January 16, 2010