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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive
I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.
by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021
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Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute
Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!
by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020
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crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018
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Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
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Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.
He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.
by applenanaa November 23, 2021
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Crunchy

To be like a food that isnt supposed to be crunchy but is
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
Damn that Melanie sure is crunchy
by SnailPrince June 23, 2016
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