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Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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the balloon dog from the idiot archives makes that noise when it's angry
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borking

raining cats and dogs; slang, Midwest-mostly in St. Louis, MO
Have you looked outside? It is borking like crazy! The crick sure will rise.
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Borko

A pretty cool homie who’s always nice. Not a furry.
Holy shit Borko is in vc!!!!!!”
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Bjorkism

Bjorkism is the lowest creature in the universe. He is a big fat discord mod kitten with no friends. No friends, no girls, no gains, no life etc.
Oh no, i think Domenik has Bjorkism!
I feel sorry for him.
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Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night, it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to do some shrooms later and and have a mind-blowing Björking session?
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borkman

A man that is incredibly stupid.
Oliver is such a borkman
by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023
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