Stuffed Burrito

The stuffed burrito is a sexual act that expands on the already well-known hot-carl. There are four steps involved in this particular act.
First, the man creating the stuffed burrito defecates in his partner's mouth. The feces is considered "the beans" of the burrito.
Generally, the receiver will vomit a little bit, creating a mixture similar to pico de gallo or other salsas.
Third, the performer rotates his anus away from his partner's mouth and sticks his penis into the poop.
Upon climaxing, he shoots his semen into the crap-filled orifice, supplying the burrito's sour cream.

You don't have to love Mexican food in order to enjoy a stuffed burrito.

by Cheesus Rice July 16, 2008

Burrito

A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale

Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Burrito Butt

A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!

He's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt

by urgeiton January 13, 2004

Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008

Arizona Burrito

An Arizona Burrito is where a man is giving anal sex to a woman, and apon insertion feels a burning sensation. The man then pulls out to find the undigested remnants of jalapeno peppers stuck to his manhood.

The new girl and I were tryin somthing new, I got down and dirty and she gave me an Arizona Burrito!

by Sam1234512 November 17, 2007

buritodick

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.

Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!

by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006