brad masters 

Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans

Brad masters

brad masters by Kian Cheshire December 13, 2017

Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.

Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.

Brad on a bonnet by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019

Brad Smith 

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.

Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him

Brad Smith by N1SS4N GTR March 28, 2020

Brad Pitt ego 

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.

The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.

Brad Pitt ego by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

brad pitt 

An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.

Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.

Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.

brad pitt by Dick_H July 28, 2005

Brad C. 

A cum guzzling dick monger who picks fights in dorm hallways and gets punched the fuck out.

Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?

Person~ "Go away"

Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?
*Gets knocked the fuck out*

Brad C. by thunder11224 May 1, 2011

brad lynk 

A smurf. A person only three apples high.

You must be taller than Brad lynk to ride this ride.

brad lynk by Shop troll May 2, 2018