someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.
by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004
Get the daredevil boffin mug.A man who doesnt act like he loves you, ignores you, calls you annoying, doesnt care when he makes you cry, hurts you and doesnt say sorry, puts you second to everything, askes to watch porn ALL the time even when he knos it HURTS you alot makes you feel like your not good enough and that your ugly and fat and then starts fights bout it and makes it sound like hes dateing the porn.. making it sound soo important to him...when the girl hes so called in love wit is supose to be the ONLY important thing in his life.
boy: can i watch porn?
girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..
boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".
girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?
boy: no...your both important to me.
girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-
boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?
girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..
boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*
Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.
Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/
girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..
boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".
girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?
boy: no...your both important to me.
girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-
boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?
girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..
boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*
Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.
Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/
by xxReneeBabyxx February 13, 2009
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by Ms. His Lover February 18, 2009
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