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bondage mallet 

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup
bondage mallet by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Benedictine 

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond
st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face
Benedictine by john doe April 19, 2005

James Bond

A karate chop, usually to the back of the head.
I wanted to get into the show so I james bonded the bouncer.
James Bond by Jonrad December 28, 2005

James Bond

A british secret service agent that acquires mad ass and kills lots of things all the while keeping his cool.
James Bond in Ian Flemmings "From Russia With Love"
James Bond by Unknown December 3, 2003

Eggs Benedict 

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
Eggs Benedict by Westc0ast November 4, 2019

Eggs Benedict 

A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.
Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.
Eggs Benedict by EeveLyn November 22, 2020