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T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
by Rbeck December 2, 2009
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bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.
I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.
by tatomuck1 February 27, 2009
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Bodegas

The infamous cult classic film based in Edmonton. Very rare to find. But quite possibly the greatest movie in existance.
Bodegas fucking rocked more than Jesus.
by Rob Jibba September 21, 2004
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bode

To waste or to throw away. Inspired by Bode Miller who was unapologetic for his miserable performance representing his country at the 2006 Winter Olympics.
Dude, don't bode the rest of that sandwich...I'll eat it.
by K. Judd April 14, 2006
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corner bodega

corner store usually ran by A-rabs that has the stalish shitish on the shelfs and sells dimes bags in the back, well @ the counter
if your corner store is shitty, then your a corner bodega...
by B March 5, 2003
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I boned her

To penetrate a woman.
To have sex in a mysterious manner and/ or with a weird object/ man.
I boned her against the wall last night with a rainbow fan. We did it in the toe.
by Infected Mushroom September 20, 2013
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boned out

what happens to you after u smoke madd joints
Big D said were all fucking boned out, ripped, twizted, stoned, goodpeople..
by COREY May 13, 2005
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