blooping

when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop

watson was blooping

by sigmanuggs April 26, 2024

Bloot

A post on BlueSky Social Medial.

Hey did you see the Bloot that Johnny Danerously made? He’s such an ice guy!

by anonymous June 17, 2024

Bloot

A post on BlueSky social media.

Hey did you see that Bloot by Johnny Dangerously?

Yeah, hes such an ice guy.

by anonymous June 17, 2024

Bloodterom

When one some of your blood vessels are aching.

My smallest toe is in bloodterom.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Bloot

Bloot is the most widely recognised and only appropriate term for a post on Bluesky Social Media

She got 53 Rebloots, 14 Quote Bloots and 122 Likes on her last Bloot and she thinks that makes her an influencer.

Some dumb motherfuckers still call bloots "skeets", even after they're told that "skeet" means ejaculation.

He's blooted almost 14,000 bloots in under 12 months. The guy is perpetually blooting.

Did you see that last bloot from Johnny Dangerously? LMFAO! That guy is sexy hot and soooooooo

by Johnny Dangerously Bsky September 14, 2024

Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024

Blopotom

(1) The peculiar sensation experienced when someone accidentally combines pudding and a long-lost sock in an experiment gone horribly wrong.

(2) A slang term for the act of enthusiastically misusing a kitchen sponge in ways it was never designed to endure.

"Did you seriously just blopotom the blender? That's... impressive, yet horrifying."

by TheNoMan December 5, 2024