Pulling the blinds

The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.

Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.

Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.

Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.

by IPeeWhenIFart June 4, 2018

Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.

1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.

by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008

Blandscape

A bland landscape.

Man, look at all those multinational stores one after another, it's such a blandscape.

by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009

Blendin Blandin

A character from gravity falls

Blendin Blandin is a time traveler

by BBStone HobbyArt February 5, 2018

Blender Head

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head

I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head

by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019

blender sex

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021