1 definition by IPeeWhenIFart
The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.
Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.
Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.
Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.
Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.
Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.
by IPeeWhenIFart May 10, 2018