Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022

Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.

If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.

by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022

Clit Biting

The act of biting the clitoris in an act of oral sex
Could be accidental or if the female partner wanted it to happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear? That guy performed clit biting on his girl and bit her whole clit off!

Person 2: Damn thats wild

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 13, 2023

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

Dumb Bitching

The willing and purposeful act of shitting where you eat ... regardless of circumstances.

Why is there always so much drama at the Double R Saloon?

That's just Liv 'dumb bitching' with the diaper derby ... shrug

by Dbl Err July 23, 2024