The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

biblically correct

Being correct about Controversial topics following the bibles point of view

miss California is biblically correct about gay marriage

by Mr. Sach April 26, 2009

the bible

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)

jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

The Bible

Another mediocre science fiction novel.

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014

Biblically accurate

Anything with a strange, weird, terrifying, or generally unusual physical appearance. Clipping of "biblically accurate angel".

I forgot the word for "cancerous tumor", so I called it a "biblically accurate growth".

by chickenstealer June 30, 2022