bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.

And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.

by Purplebloke January 15, 2022

Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 10, 2024

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 21, 2019

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018