Calm yo beard

The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.

Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..

by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009

Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009

Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

by cum nugget June 23, 2010

beardly

(Adj) To feel majestic and proud whilst wearing facial hair longer than one inch.

I'm feeling quite beardly today after looking in the mirror and seeing my handsome grizzly self.

by wolfx7d July 22, 2010

Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

Upper Ass Beard

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.

When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.

by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008

beard burn

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.

Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"

Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"

by allisonisreal January 11, 2010