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Banter

by example5557 November 14, 2011
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Banter

"banter" = when the bullying becomes too much for the recipient, the sender declares 'its only banter', as an escape goat, deeming it acceptable behavior
"You are fucking useless at this job"
"Oh thanks..."
"Only kidding mate, just banter"
by RealMenCry September 26, 2018
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anal baiter

an anal-baiter is someone who gets off by puting things up their anus to put pressure on the prostate to bust a nut.
an anal baiter is a person who instals a device in there anus to stimulate the prostate to the point of ejaculation
by chopps&key October 1, 2008
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BANTER

Word to describe absolute first class humerous bickering and or insulting.
Chav: oy mate u look like a cock
Top lad: shut it you uneducated arse
Chav: hey I've got three btecs u twat
Top lad: I rest my case
BANTER SIR!!
by Lord of the banter February 10, 2012
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banter

the descriptin of "having a good time"
can also be used in a variety of forms

banterphenalia
banter inducer
banter reducer

most common form is that of Banter merhant, a purveyor of banter
we had serious banter last night
borris is a banter merchant
by stephen barry April 18, 2005
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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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banter fc

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc
by jimmythelord September 22, 2020
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